Talk:Quotes
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Voytek : woo, i got a probe!
Sparton : I'll probe you!
Voytek : no, just cuz the rebels gave it to ya raw, do't mean i want to experience your pain my friend
June 9, 2008
Voytek : k, i'm out for the night
Sparton : kk, gnight man
Sparton : dream of the penetrations
Voytek : i always do
Voytek : especially on the receptionist
June 9, 2008
Zeus chats, 'Folks, gonna reboot in about 10 minutes to hopefully fix the problems with clan raising, player related stuff - So you might want to hold off doing anything, um, dare I say, constructive (!) for the next 10 mins..'
Miriam chats, 'HAHA, constructive. I see z3u5 still has his sense of humor.'
Zeus chats, 'When I say constructive, I dont mean updating quote webpages, just so you know :-0'
23 April, 2006
Artoo chats, 'When you folks all go in to work/school tomorrow, I hope you're gonna tell a friend or co-worker to check the Wormhole out.'
Miriam chats, 'Haven't I told you about my coworkers, Arty?'
Zeus chats, 'Yeah, I'm gonna tell my boss all those telnet sessions are, er, work related :-)'
Miriam chats, 'It's like a freaking DSHS convention.'
Zeus chats, 'Destruction Sexual Health Seminar?'
Miriam chats, 'Department of Social and Health Services.'
Miriam chats, 'Translation:'
Zeus chats, 'So close.'
Miriam chats, 'Lots of obese single mothers with meth grills.'
Miriam chats, 'One girl I work with has SEVEN teeth. Seven!'
Muffin chats, 'meth grills? does that mean they are addicted to meths so their breath smells of it?'
Zeus chats, 'She called 'Large Marge' ?'
Miriam chats, 'No, it means they have SEVERELY SCREWED UP TEETH.'
Muffin chats, 'why you dating her?'
Zeus chats, 'Ah, the mental(istic) picture.'
Miriam chats, 'I have so much trouble not asking most of them if they're going to be signing up for the dental plan.'
Zeus chats, 'No Muffin, I'm dating your mum. I met her while she was selling copies of the Big Issue on a street corner....'
Miriam chats, 'I mean, I inherited my mother's teeth, so they aren't perfect, but they're NOT THAT BAD. And they'll be better once I get my army of cavities filled.'
Miriam chats, 'Is that all she was selling on the corner?'
Zeus chats, 'It was buy one, get... something else.. free..'
Miriam chats, 'I mean, because the last time I went out with, er, saw her...'
Artoo chats, 'I am decadent. I have ten teeth.'
23 April, 2006
Zeus chats, 'tel des Night, gorgeous... xXx'
23 April, 2006
At last, the void has claimed Sublimegal!
Miriam states 'Ten bucks says that chick is ugly.'
Destruction grins evilly.
Miriam states 'No real attractive female calls herself sublime in a game.'
Miriam states 'If it isn't a "girl" ala Nurse.'
Sublimegal has returned.
Miriam coughs impolitely.
Destruction totally agrees with Miriam.
Miriam states 'Anyway, as for the weather.'
Miriam smiles at Destruction.
Destruction grins miscieviously.
25 April, 2006
Angelus tells you '*love you*'
You tell Zeus 'Haha, Zeus -> You: *love you*'
Zeus tells you '*mutter* and makes another note*'
25 April, 2006
Zeus exclaims 'HOT GIRL WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!'
Bertha clambers to her feet.
Bertha hops into Zeus's lap.
Bertha states 'Right here, big boy.'
Zeus bumps into Bertha as he wobbles about.
25 April, 2006
Chewie states 'Damnit, where's all my hair.'
Chewie has created a lot of hair!
Poledra asks 'um...need some hair implants chewie?'
Destruction states 'Hm, wookiee with a bad toupe.'
Chewie states 'Don't mock the afflicted, you unfeeling barstuds.'
25 April, 2006
Zeus gives a small leaf to Chewie.
Chewie wears a small leaf about his groin.
Poledra asks 'small leaf all you need, eh?'
Chewie states 'Or a toothpick.'
Zeus states 'hang on, I've got a small, narrow leaf somewhere...'
Poledra says 'so much for wookiee endowments'
25 April, 2006
Miriam asks 'So what are you doing for a living, eh?'
Pericles says 'application specialist'
Pericles says 'though I feel more like a semen taster'
25 April, 2006
Amigone states 'Damnit, I'm the youngest, aren't I? Of the three of us, at least.'
Miriam states 'It appears so.'
Amigone curls up his lips and pouts.
Miriam states 'That just means you'll be the last to get Alzheimers.'
Pericles says 'which is a good thing'
Pericles says 'because I'll need help to the bathroom young man'
25 April, 2006
Pericles flames, 'ok, so I want to fuck someone!'
Miriam flames, 'Join the club.'
Amigone flames, 'Don't complain about your dryspell or I'll show you how pathetic I am with mine.'
Miriam flames, 'My best friend, until this weekend, hadn't had sex in F I V E Y E A R S. Beat THAT.'
Pericles flames, '*cheap joke* I bet he did'
Miriam flames, 'Tehe'
Pericles flames, 'OOOOOH, tip your waitress'
Miriam flames, 'You'll always be my pretty pretty princess, Peri.'
Pericles flames, 'I'm horny enough to be down for some of that shit'
25 April, 2006
Pericles says 'Ok....so my dog is looking at me funny i'm wearing the drawers that don't close in the front'
Miriam states 'I think it's the peanut butter that's getting you the odd look, Peri.'
Pericles says '....i should probably feed him'
26 April, 2006
Garabaldi says 'I am a 298-year old fool wearing only a dark overcoat'
look garabaldi
Garabaldi is indeed naked under that overcoat. But no he's not gonna open it so you can take a peak at what Jem'Hadar reproductive organs look like. Hmm... do Jem'Hadar actually have those? I'll have to call Gene and ask him I guess. Garabaldi the handsome Jem'hadar has a few scratches.
Garabaldi is using: worn about body a dark overcoat (75+)
Miriam winces in agony.
Ecks says 'that's about my response'
Miriam states 'Your balls are shriveled.'
Garabaldi flashes his wrinkled pickle.
Miriam says 'haha'
Garabaldi grins mischieviously.
Ecks states 'fortunately, his..unmentionables..have retreated back into his pelvic cavity.' Garabaldi nods.
Miriam exclaims 'I've seen bigger grapes on trannies on estrogen!'
Ecks states 'creating an androgynous appearance suitable to a nigh 300 year old man.'
Garabaldi says 'at my age the thing has been so unused for so long... it just stopped being big and impressive'
Garabaldi grins evilly.
Ecks states 'well..there's no indication that you couldn't continue to use it as long as you live, you know.'
Miriam asks 'It was ever big and impressive?'
Garabaldi says 'haven't drank or eaten for about 200 years... so even peeing wasn't necessary'
Ecks keels over with laughter.
Ecks states 'they still talk about you in B5.'
Miriam states 'Guess I should have been around about two hundred seventy-four years ago.'
Garabaldi says 'I think my internals are so shriveled, I couldn't eat or srink if I tried'
Garabaldi smiles fondly.
Crystal looks at Garabaldi.
Crystal curtseys to Garabaldi. Quite sweet, isn't she?
Garabaldi says 'so many old people here'
Miriam states 'Oh, should have warned you about that.'
Crystal states 'That's kind of creepy, just wearing an overcoat.'
Garabaldi nods solemnly.
Garabaldi says 'at my age eh'
Garabaldi says '298'
Crystal nods solemnly.
Crystal states 'I'm only 17.'
Garabaldi says 'but it's all I have'
Miriam states 'That sounds legal to me.'
Garabaldi states 'and uhm... I am apparently almost broke.'
Crystal winks seductively at Garabaldi.
Garabaldi grins mischieviously.
Garabaldi flashes his wrinkled pickle.
Ecks shudders violently.
Ecks sticks a metal finger down his throat.
Garabaldi states 'not much anymore...'
Miriam takes a scalpel to her eyes Saw II style.
Ecks states 'i'm only 140ish...still have plenty of time left.'
Garabaldi smiles fondly.
Miriam states 'I still have nice titties at 147.'
Ecks states 'yeah, in a jar back home.'
Miriam states 'I put 'em on and take 'em off like dentures.'
Garabaldi says 'you're just a young babe, from my point of view'
Ecks states 'alternately, one could say "yes, when you bother to pick them up off the floor".'
30 April, 2006
Garabaldi chats, 'most amazing thing was once, in a not-gay bar, this guy that I had seen there often... suddenly halted me when I wanted to go to the restrooms'
Garabaldi chats, 'and he asked me to marry him'
Garabaldi chats, 'had always been nice and offered drinks...'
Garabaldi chats, 'but now he had decided to ask me...'
Crystal chats, 'Some boys get all the luck. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.'
30 April, 2006
Miriam chats, 'I wonder if Zeus is in ocs making me a strapon.'
Crystal chats, 'Does that mean we're going to have some fun tonight?'
Miriam chats, 'We have fun EVERY night, this just means there's an added element.'
Crystal chats, 'Just don't make me call my lawyer again.'
Miriam chats, 'You and your damned obsession with ample lubricant.'
Ecks chats, 'hear that Miriam? she wants you to gag her first'
Garabaldi chats, 'uhm...'
Miriam chats, 'Hmm. That is also entirely possible.'
Miriam chats, 'You know, Crystal, my basement is lovely this time of year.'
Crystal chats, 'Is it padded?'
Miriam chats, '...it can be.'
Crystal chats, 'I'm not a hooker, but I'm willing to be talked into the crack addiction.'
Miriam chats, 'Dammit. I was hoping to talk you in to hooking instead of crack. Making money instead of spending money, you know?'
Crystal chats, 'How about you hook and I do the crack?'
Crystal chats, 'Equal division of labor then.'
Miriam chats, 'Well, I've given enough free samples that I'll probably have a decent number of customers.'
Miriam chats, 'OH HO HO'
Crystal chats, 'Then you shouldn't have a problem supporting my crack addiction.'
30 April, 2006
Ecks tells you 'think gara's "Uhm..." was the first stirrings of life in a part of his body long thought dead?'
Miriam looks at Garabaldi.
Miriam goes 'Hmm...'
Garabaldi blinks innocently.
Miriam tell Ecks 'Haha. l gara, hmm Garabaldi blinks innocently.'
Ecks tells Miriam 'lol'
Ecks tells Miriam 'what race is he, btw?'
Miriam tell Ecks 'Jem'hadar.'
Ecks tells Miriam 'hmm, ask him if he can get his drug addiction switched to Viagra :D'
Miriam asks 'Gara, Jem'hadars have drug addiction, yes?'
Garabaldi says 'yes'
Miriam states 'So like.'
Miriam asks 'Do you take viagra?'
30 April, 2006 --- Garabaldi chats, 'later guys & gals'
Miriam chats, 'And those surgically or chemically in-between.'
Zom chats, 'lol'
Zom chats, 'i would ask who, but probably better not to....'
Miriam chats, 'Oh, nevermind, Zeus is in ocs anyway. HAH. Jab.'
Miriam chats, 'Zeus, Gara forgot to say goodbye to you.'
Zom chats, '*sniff* later Miriam'
Miriam chats, 'He won't purge me. =x'
Miriam chats, 'He um, likes me.'
Miriam chats, 'And stuff.'
Zeus chats, 'Ooo.'
Miriam chats, 'So um, Zeus, what can I do to help you out and distract you away from checking chat history'
Miriam chats, 'before'
Miriam chats, 'I'
Miriam chats, 'clear'
Miriam chats, 'it?'
Zeus chats, 'Already seen it :-0'
Miriam chats, 'Um. Ecks made me do it.'
30 April, 2006
Ecks chats, '"summon whore" "Ok. You failed."'
Miriam chats, 'Oh, I'll toggle summon back on, sorry.'
Crystal chats, 'Hey, why do you have a monopoly on whoredom around here?'
Ecks chats, 'thanks, i'll get some more booze for when you get here'
Miriam chats, 'I was actually thinking to say if he tried "summon 2.whore" he might get you.'
Miriam chats, 'Haha.'
Zom chats, 'whoa, lol'
Crystal chats, 'I was TRYING to stick up for Pericles.'
Zom chats, 'oh...'
Miriam chats, 'Oh, that's 3.whore'
Zom chats, 'lol'
Miriam chats, 'Or summon 3243.dutty'
30 April, 2006
Miriam says 'It's not that I really need mana, I just don't want the tingling sensations to stop. =)~'
Ecks says 'heh'
Miriam states 'Okay, so I did need the mana, I just wanted both. Sue me.'
Miriam states 'It's all the tingling I'M like to get for a while.'
Ecks says 'admit it, you just like the fact that healing involves laying on hands'
Miriam states 'That is also beneficial.'
Miriam states 'Whenever you lay your hands on me, I tingle.'
Ecks states 'yeah, but you take all my mana, if you know what i mean.'
Miriam states 'At least you didn't run out of moves, if you know what I mean.'
1 May, 2006
Ecks states 'zeuskery, zeusker-ah, zeuskery, zeusker-ah ah ah ah ah...'
3 May, 2006
Ecks tells your group 'gee, i was expecting you to mock me or something. Thanks'
Miriam tells your group 'I could if you like'
Ecks tells your group 'no, no, it's okay'
Miriam sings, 'Who wears short shorts? Ecks wears short shorts!...ew, shave, man!'
Miriam tells your group 'Too late.'
Ecks sings, 'Psh, I don't wear shorts at all.' Miriam sings, 'Are those legs or are you walking around on Zoren and Chewie?'
Ecks sings, 'still better than legs that look like Bertha.'
Ecks sings, '::sighs and changes his Stormtrooper short shorts for Stormtrooper leg armor::'
Sith sings, 'don't make fun of my wife'
Ecks sings, 'it was said with the greatest degree of respect, I assure you. Just used as a point of reference.'
Sith sings, 'Oh... yes i agree'
Ecks tells your group 'never mind the fact that Bertha could encompass /every/ point of reference...'
3 May, 2006
Ecks chats, 'hey, miriam.'
Miriam chats, 'Hey Eckers.'
Ecks chats, 'sookie came on the other night for a bit.'
Miriam chats, 'Oh wow/'
Marlon chats, 'and then you had a wet dream about it?'
Ecks chats, 'didn't seem to know it was down..was like "It's still here"?'
Ecks chats, 'no, I only get those when i imagine you, bertha, and chewie in a threesome, Marlon'
Ecks chats, '::shudder::'
Marlon chats, 'with Bertha in a threesome it's actually possible that the two other people aren't even aware of it being a threesome'
Ecks chats, 'lol, that's absolutely true.'
Marlon chats, 'though wookies are rather noisy... so I would know... only chewie would be clueless'
Ecks chats, 'just have to hope you're not the one she considers "Dessert"'
Marlon chats, 'and you have wet dreams about that?! How gross!'
Marlon chats, 'believe me... a wet dream about Sookie would be less horrible.'
Ecks chats, 'yeah, i wake up soaking wet in a puddle of sweat.'
Miriam chats, 'Maybe not, Marlon. Maybe not.'
Ecks chats, '/sweat/'
Marlon chats, 'Ecks... that's what you think it is'
Ecks chats, 'don't really remember sookie, tbh, just recognized the name in the murky depths of my memory.'
Ecks chats, 'I'll be honest, Marlon, I could have a very naughty response to that, but i'm not gonna say anything, 'cause it'd be going to far for me.'
Marlon chats, 'neh, you're just scared that Miriam quotes you on it'
Ecks chats, 'absolutely part of the reason.'
Marlon chats, 'I have no such shame'
Miriam chats, 'Ecks, I think it's a little late for you to worry about the quote page.'
Ecks chats, 'ehh, i can chalk all that down to a crazy youth, now.'
Ecks chats, 'and say something enigmatic, like how prison has changed me.'
Marlon chats, 'that's enigmatic?'
Ecks chats, 'except that i didn't go to prison, so you can stop with the anal sex jokes before they start.'
Marlon chats, 'suppose I have to edit my Oxfords then.'
Ecks chats, 'well, look, i got like three hours of sleep last night, okay? I think i can sound a little more stupid then usual and it be excusable.'
Marlon chats, 'is that because of the wet dream?'
Ecks chats, '::sighs and shakes his head sadly::'
Ecks chats, 'what's with this obsession about me having a wet dream?'
Ecks states 'it's like duelling...'
Marlon chats, 'I am not obsessed about anything. Except for rubber ducks, but that's different.'
Ecks continues '...trying to turn the topic of conversation to make the other person look like a pervert, or whatever.'
7 May, 2006
Ecks chats, 'hmm, almost 3/4 of the way through.'
Miriam chats, 'Trhough what?'
Miriam chats, 'My shirt?'
Zeus chats, 'The beer in my fridge? *peers*'
Miriam chats, 'Ecks, darling, all you had to do was ask.'
Ecks chats, 'little of both.'
Aziraphale chats, 'lol through his ox of kleenex?'
Ecks chats, 'actually, was about to say that...'
Marlon chats, 'with Ecks, you never know'
Ecks chats, 'thought of saying "No, if i felt the need to see Miriam's nipples that badly I'd just ask" but wasn't sure how that would be received.'
Aziraphale chats, 'via email in jpeg format'
Ecks chats, 'been a while since i hung out on a "family mud", used to trying not to offend people and stuff.'
7 May, 2006
Pericles flames, 'let's just compare penis sizes'
Zom flames, 'I win! wha?? *blush* erm, n/m'
Ecks flames, 'i like the way you whipped it out so fast, both of you.'
Miriam flames, 'Or how about number of penises played with? I can win that one if someone disconnects Peri.'
7 May, 2006
Artoo quest-says, 'Question ten: How did humanity mourn the passing of Guglielmo Marconi, in 1937?'
Ecks quest-says, '2 mins radio silence'
Miriam quest-says, 'Damn you Ecks, I just found it.'
Demerzel quest-says, 'lol'
Ecks quest-says, '::struts::'
Ecks says 'maybe i'll split it with you'
Miriam quest-says, 'No boobies for you.'
Ecks winks suggestively at you.
Miriam quest-says, 'Wait, that's on hold.'
Ecks quest-says, 'aww, can she have my points?'
7 May, 2006
Artoo states 'Me, I just find a red Astromech droid that I really like, and we hang out together, and then maybe each contribute some code to a new, smaller model. It's much simpler, and more hygenic.'
7 May, 2006
Artoo chats, 'I made it onto the quotes pages for the first time ever :)'
Miriam chats, 'Hehe, that you did.'
Miriam chats, 'But I can't IMAGINE why you were never there before. =)'
Artoo chats, 'Rachel was far too straight-laced, I guess :)'
Miriam chats, 'Are your laces crooked?'
Artoo chats, 'Droids seldom need corsetry.'
Ecks chats, 'Sometimes, Artoo, you just have to say "What the heck." and then put your foot in your mouth.'
Artoo chats, 'I guess you're right. Foot in mouth disease here I come.'
Miriam chats, 'Well, if YOU don't want that corset, I have shoes that'd just go darling with it.'
7 May, 2006
Miriam chats, 'Sum was so determined to divoce me that he self-deleted. =p'
Ecks chats, 'worth it'
Sum chats, 'And she still got all of my stuff.'
Ecks chats, 'err, i'm pretty sure that was supposed to be a question'
Miriam chats, 'What stuff?'
Sum chats, 'All my sexy underthings in particular.'
Miriam chats, 'Well honey, they looked better on me. Pink was NEVER your color, I'm sorry.'
Ecks chats, 'Yay, finally I'm not the only crossdresser.'
Ecks chats, 'err...not the only person labelled as a cross dresser, i mean.'
Sum chats, '*cough* I ALWAYS liked pink ummm on me.'
7 May, 2006
Miriam chats, 'Peeing, because you're interested. Actually not taking the laptop, much to everyone's relief.'
Pericles chats, 'alright'
Pericles chats, '*runs to webcam*'
Pericles chats, 'ohhhh yeah, shower me with your love baby!'
7 May, 2006
Ecks chats, 'hey, Az, what's up?'
Aziraphale chats, 'me'
Ecks chats, '::makes a note to stop asking that question.'
Ecks chats, 'everyone always gives some literal answer, i need to go with "what's happening" or something.'
Aziraphale chats, 'lol then i'd answer my penis is getting hard'
Ecks chats, '::sighs:: There's just no winning.'
Ecks chats, 'i guess it's good that it's still working, anyway'
Demerzel chats, 'hey, what's happening'
Ecks chats, 'Az's penis is getting hard.'
Aziraphale chats, 'my penis is getting hard'
Ecks chats, '::rolls eyes::'
Ecks chats, 'how're you doing, Dem?'
Demerzel chats, 'ok, that's a little too much when i'm eating a sandwich'
Demerzel chats, 'how am i doing what?'
Aziraphale chats, 'is it a sausage sandwich?'
8 May, 2006
Marlon chats, 'Aziraphale, what are you doing?'
Aziraphale chats, 'trying to solve the worlds problems'
Marlon chats, 'poorly spelled prayers will not be granted.'
Aziraphale chats, 'artoo have you had your suspension lowered and xeon lights put in?'
Demerzel chats, 'pimp my driod?'
Demerzel chats, 'droid even'
Aziraphale chats, 'i read that as pimp my druid'
Ecks chats, '::wonders how you'd pimp Stonehenge::'
Aziraphale chats, 'with spray paint and hippy flowers'
Marlon chats, 'with red lights... pimping always involves red lights... right?'
Aziraphale chats, 'and tiger fur stone covers'
8 May, 2006
Artoo chats, 'Last night, all I tried to do was create a beer bong... and boom. Puritanical MUD I guess.'
8 May, 2006
Ecks chats, 'gonna summon you to corpse in a sec'
Ecks chats, 'erm..it doesn't work if you use protection.'
Miriam chats, 'Heh heh protection.'
Ecks chats, 'figured that'd get a rise out of you.'
Pericles chats, 'ok'
Pericles chats, 'haha rise'
Pericles chats, 'protection'
Ecks chats, 'that, too.'
8 May, 2006
Miriam chats, 't ecks Yeah, I can smell Peri's taint from here, too. Who should tell him a shower is due?'
Miriam chats, 'Oops, miscom.'
Ecks chats, 'r you misunderstood me, I said I wanted to get him into bed, not a bath'
Miriam chats, 'So um, anyway, Peri. How's things?'
8 May, 2006
Neoazrael chats, 'If you're playing this MUD, chances are, you're a little bit crazy.'
Aziraphale chats, 'or gay'
Cursor chats, '*hugs Neoazrael*'
Neoazrael chats, 'Mmm. Textual.'
Neoazrael chats, 'So, there's this pirate who's running around with a steering wheel up his butt. A guy sees it and goes,"Hey, you have have a steering wheel up your butt!" And he's like,"Yar, it's driving me nuts."'
Ecks chats, 'lol, i thought it was like a rudder on the front of his pants?'
An undead Space Pirate chats, 'Arr... not funny!'
Neoazrael chats, 'What do you call a Mexican who graduated law school?'
Cursor chats, 'pass'
Neoazrael chats, 'A lawyer, you racist.'
Aziraphale chats, 'what do you call an indian tight rope walker?'
Cursor chats, 'if the answer is a tightrope walker you are going down'
Cursor chats, 'why? Why artoo? Why didn't you fly to safety off Jabbas Barge? Why did you just fall ungraciously into the sand?'
Cursor chats, 'or fall gracelessly even'
8 May, 2006
Artoo wields "I can't believe it's not lightsaber".
Ecks states 'glad i don't run the mud, seems like juggling too many balls with no hands.'
Artoo has no hands.
Or balls.
9 May, 2005
Miriam chats, 'Um.'
Miriam chats, 'Guess what I forgot to buy.'
Miriam chats, 'Again.'
Pericles chats, 'tampons?'
Pericles chats, '*slips*'
Miriam chats, 'Yeah, one queef and it looks like a crime scene.'
Pericles chats, 'brings a whole new meaning to *pfffbbt*'
9 May, 2006
Ecks chats, '::gnaws at a loose bit of code in recep::'
Destruction chats, '*hits Ecks nose with a rolled up newspaper*'
Ecks chats, '::whimpers and hides in the corner::'
10 May, 2006
Ecks states 'yeah, you're right. I've been in the closet long enough.'
10 May, 2006
Ecks says 'save frequently, Ami'
Ecks says 'been like a yoyo today'
Amigone states 'Ooo...'
Reconnecting to Miriam in...
10 May, 2006
Amigone eats a Dutch chocolate shrunken head.
Miriam states 'You can't eat just the head, Ami, get some of the shaft in, too.'
Miriam states 'And don't be afraid of the balls. A lot of men like stimulation there, too.'
Miriam states 'Although excessive ballhair can be somewhat prohibitive.'
Amigone states 'I know, Mir. I get complimented on my technique.'
10 May, 2006
Shinzo chats, 'Hey Artoo, come and buff me while I kill klingongs.'
Shinzo chats, 'Klingons..'
Artoo chats, 'Sure kid... wait there.'
11 May, 2006
Shinzo chats, 'I think we should make a play, called Broke back wormhole.'
Shinzo chats, 'Anyway, any other Christians on this MUD?'
Shinzo chats, 'DAMMIT'
Ecks chats, 'rofl'
Shinzo chats, 'I'm not a christian'
Shinzo chats, 'I'm a jew.'
Shinzo chats, 'Nope, not one of them either actually.'
Ecks chats, 'is "pervert" a religion?'
Shinzo chats, 'Yes.'
11 May, 2006
Shinzo chats, 'Artoo can I have a house? I'll be less annoying.'
Destruction chats, 'Put him in a silent room with no exists called "Shinzo's house"'
Shinzo chats, 'Works for me.'
Shinzo chats, 'Oh, can I have one of those zombie nurses from Silent hill in there? '
Shinzo chats, 'They are strangly attractive'
11 May, 2006
Shinzo chats, 'I'm gay.'
Ecks chats, 'grats?'
Shinzo chats, '...I guess so'
Aziraphale chats, 'well shinzo that was you not any of the imm's as they are and wer using the OCS at the time lol'
Shinzo chats, 'I know, I noticed that after I said it. Whoops.'
11 May, 2006
Ecks chats, 'wonder if i should be worried about myself...when i went to the gym today i spent some of the time on a bike instead of all of it on a treadmill so i could work on a zone...'
Miriam chats, 'Haha, a zone.'
Miriam chats, 'Are you taking lessons from Pericles in suspicious behavior?'
Amigone chats, 'Ecks and I are both working on zones.'
Ecks chats, 'Psh, I could teach Peri about that.'
11 May, 2006
psi 'charm person' ecks
Ok.
Ecks starts following you.
Ecks is ordered to chat, 'Aww, I'm a pretty pretty princess.'
Ecks chats, 'and don't you forget it.'
Ecks chats, 'hmm. It doesn't show up as forced in chat history, that's not good.'
Ecks is ordered to chat, 'Ohmigawd, Sith SO needs to stop being idle because, like, I totally saw the CUTEST shoes on ebay and like, I don't know if Sith still has that cute matching purse for me to borrow.'
Ecks sighs, looking rather sad.
Ecks lies down and falls asleep.
11 May, 2006
Shinzo chats, 'Well, I've pounded a woman, a prostitute, a man, some goths, some punks, a pimp and some kids...all in all, it's been a pretty eventful day.'
Ecks chats, 'grats?'
Shinzo chats, 'I guess so =\ I'm now going to jail for peadohpilia, rape and murder. Great.'
Shinzo chats, 'Add a priest to that list.'
Ecks chats, 'so you're going to hell too, now?'
Shinzo chats, 'Indeed. Better repent my sins with some silence.'
Ecks chats, 'good thinking'
14 May, 2006
Ecks chats, '"sell krack" [twazzer kracker] The Weaponsmith tells you 'I don't deal in that kind of thing.
14 May, 2006
Shinzo chats, 'I was thinking of old times earlier...Hey Peri, do you remember when you taught me how to fry a sausage?'
Pericles chats, 'umm yes'
Shinzo chats, 'Man, that was time ago'
Ecks chats, 'that what they call it these days?'
Pericles chats, '*knew that was coming*'
14 May, 2006
Shinzo flames, 'then I brought my friendso n here....I guess thats how I got the reputation of an asshole.'
Pericles flames, 'which friends again?'
Shinzo flames, 'Turok and Boywlf'
Pericles flames, 'ahh yes'
Shinzo flames, 'Boywlf...the son of a bitch who slept with my girlfriend.'
Shinzo flames, 'Then got me band from one of the best rock clubs in town, becuase I punched him in the face. Asswipe.'
14 May, 2006
Artoo flies east.
Artoo flies in from the east.
Artoo flies west.
Artoo flies in from the west.
Artoo flies north.
Ecks grins mischieviously.
Ecks chats, 'he does have those rockets in his actuator leg thingies after all.'
Artoo flies in from the north.
Artoo exclaims 'Whee!'
Artoo flies south.
14 May, 2006
Demerzel chats, 'it's on all weekend and seeing as i live there, well, it'd be rude not to go'
Aziraphale chats, 'it would also be rude to not accept their ho'
Aziraphale chats, 'hospitality and drink their wine'
Artoo chats, 'You should always accept a ho, Azi'
15 May, 2006
Aziraphale chats, 'you doing any festivals artoo?'
Artoo chats, 'There's a swapmeet for spare droid parts that I'm looking forward to.'
Demerzel chats, 'So do the droids all get together in secluded carparks to show off their latest mods and race each other?'
Artoo chats, 'Well, it's like celebrity deathmatch, for famous robots.'
15 May, 2006
Sum chats, 'okay... No use of "brokeback Mountain" and "gag" in the same sentence please.'
15 May, 2006
Artoo chats, 'I was dating your trash can for years before I found out she wasn't a droid.'
Shinzo chats, 'Yeah, I know. I heard the knocking of metal on metal. It was horrible.'
15 May, 2006
Shinzo chats, 'artoo, do you even know what street I live on?
Artoo chats, 'Sesame Street, sandwiched between Oscar and Big Bird. Just the way you like it.
Shinzo chats, 'well Artoo, I take it you watched the videos I sent you, then.'
Shinzo chats, 'Big bird says stop calling him.'
15 May, 2006
[ 31 Da ] Shitzo says, 'I'm not going home alone...' [The Fallen - Seeker] (quest)
15 May, 2006
Shinzo chats, 'C'mon guys. Can't you admit that Brokeback Mountain was just a little bit intriguing? And beautiful in its way.'
Shinzo chats, 'Dammit, Artoo.'
Shinzo chats, 'I know it's you Artoo, becuase you like to get into the head of younger men.'
15 May, 2006
Shinzo chats, 'Hey Artoo...wanna get married?'
Shinzo chats, 'I'd service you like you've never been serviced before.'
15 May, 2006
Shinzo chats, 'Artoo, can I score some of my exp back?'
Artoo chats, 'Of course you can, kid. Just hit mobs.'
Shinzo chats, 'Dude, I seriously had like 50k exp, cause I went out and killed osme mobs then took a break while I went tot he shop.'
Shinzo chats (forced) 'In summary, I was a buttmunch, and didn't save for half an hour.'
Shinzo chats, 'pretty much, yeah.'
Shinzo chats, 'So any chance you can either give me back my exp or just imm buff me?'
Artoo chats, 'Sure kid. Wait right there.'
...later...
Artoo chats, 'Stronzo, I was stood next to you in reception. The Bajoran guy who winked at Dest? That was me. YOU WERE NOT OUT GETTING EXP!'
Shinzo chats, 'Is this gonna be one of those kill shinzo with a mob things?'
15 May, 2006
Artoo states 'I'm an AI, developed by Chewie in 1995. I don't have a life outside the MUD.' 15 May, 2006
Amigone states 'From now on, you should tell her that you mope around even if you don't. Go party, but tell her that you never leave the house. Annoying is fun.' 15 May, 2006
Amigone gives a metal finger to Pericles.
Amigone states 'For later.'
15 May, 2006
Cursor chats, 'or the new one andreas just started :oP'
Cursor chats, 'bah'
Cursor chats, 'hows that for a miscom? Wrong bloody game!'
17 May, 2006
Zeus chats, 'Where *IS* Shinzo when I need to force someone to be my chat outlet for homo-humour?' 18 May, 2006
Artoo chats, 'Had to copy it across, edit my command line, and paste back. It was driving me nuts!'
Ecks chats, 'just like the wheel on the front of the pirate's pants.'
Artoo chats, 'That's the one'
19 May, 2006
Artoo chats, 'My car is white, so I live in fear of somebody spraying a big red cross all over it.'
Aziraphale chats, 'mine is black people fear it'
Bigfoot chats, 'Mine is named KIT and talks to me'
Aziraphale chats, 'i really advise you to go to bed'
19 May, 2006
A yeast grenade flies in from the south.
A yeast grenade explodes, sending shrapnel flying!
Neoazrael creates a loaf of bread.
Aziraphale creates a loaf of bread.
Ecks creates a loaf of bread.
Bigfoot creates a loaf of bread.
19 May, 2006
Ecks whispers to you, 'uh oh...three's company and four's naughty.'
19 May, 2006
Miriam states 'I'm so abused.'
Chase asks 'How's that?'
Chase asks 'Or can't you spell absurd?'
19 May, 2006
Chase chats, 'Hmm. Anyway, I call this meeting of the Shinzo fan club to order...'
Miriam chats, '...'
Miriam chats, 'Maybe I'll go to work early.'
Soulwalker chats, 'wandeers off to commit suicide'
19 May, 2006
Zaphod chats, 'Well.. I better leave you again... My little Energizer Bunny will wake me in 6 hours demanding breakfast and entertainment... '
Naia chats, 'take care Zaphod'
Pericles chats, 'see yas'
Pericles chats, 'and that's the most unique way i've heard someone refer to their own penis'
20 May, 2006
Amigone states 'Nah, writing to Artoo again.'
Snow says 'Hmm a "affair" or bugfix '
Ecks states 'a time warrior and a droid? doesn't seem like a combination that would work...'
Amigone states 'Hey, I am borg.'
Ecks asks 'mmhmm...so who does the assimilating?'
Amigone states 'We're still working on that...'
Amigone blushes.
Amigone states 'Really, I'm just trying to figure out what to do about my useless skill.'
Snow asks 'what skill is that?
Ecks says 'seduce droid'
Snow says 'that wouldn't be useless'
21 May, 2006
Amigone states 'Anyway, I'm sitting here in a towel and I should be getting ready for work. Was just checking on the off-chance that Artoo would be in at this hour.'
Amigone states 'Don't enjoy those mental images too much, now.'
Amigone flashes what's under the towel 'by mistake.'
21 May, 2006
Zeus chats, 'We should ressurect the Quest Points system. 5 QP's if someone can guess what make of beer I'm drinking. Now that's what I call a quest. Who needs scripting and assasssins. A BEER QUEST!'
Snow chats, 'was just gonna ask about that'
Nimitz chats, 'Could it be a Boddington?'
Zeus chats, 'Nope.'
Snow chats, 'Carlsberg'
Zeus chats, 'Nope. One guess each.'
Zeus chats, 'Each time you get one wrong I have to down it and get another. New rule! :-P'
Destruction chats, 'Heh.'
Destruction chats, 'Any clues? :P'
Zeus chats, 'It's bottled.'
Destruction chats, 'Guinness?'
Zeus chats, 'Nope.'
Zeus chats, '*runs to the fridge*'
Destruction chats, '*gets ready to log the drunk miscomms*'
Naia chats, 'fullers?'
Snow chats, 'real beer or one of those fancy see through wit lemon ones?'
Naia chats, 'lol Dest!'
Zeus chats, 'Lemon??'
Snow chats, 'Some people drink Corona with a lemon'
Demerzel chats, 'heathens! it should be lime'
Zeus chats, 'No, it's regular man beer.'
Naia chats, 'that would be a bud:P'
Destruction chats, 'You know, I just had the strange image of someone using a hollowed out lemon as a cup.'
Demerzel chats, 'number 3 in the top 3 lagers, mate?'
Zeus chats, 'Not bud..'
Zeus chats, 'Gotta be in the top list of drinks, yeah. Dunno if it is, but it's in my top3!'
Snow chats, 'Now having a hollowed out melon as a cup'
Zeus chats, 'Interesting.'
Nimitz flames, 'A warm summer day a Bottle of mexican piss with a lime... It actually works...'
Zeus chats, 'I have a satszuma, but I dont think that'll work as well.'
Destruction chats, 'Dunno..'
Zeus chats, 'sxzaaisria Satsuma'
Snow chats, 'Take one melon make a hole and fill it up with 70cl of vodka and you will have a jolly good drink'
Naia chats, 'Samuels? *running out of beer names* lol'
Naia chats, 'I prefer tequilla lol'
Zeus chats, 'Nope.'
Zeus chats, 'Well, It looks like I'm gonna take these quest points and put them towards a house (!)'
Naia chats, 'lol'
Destruction chats, 'Hoegaarden?'
Zeus chats, 'Nope. '
Snow chats, 'Kilkenny?'
Artoo interjects: (Oh my God, they've Kilkenny?)
Zeus chats, 'Nope. It's a lager.'
Naia chats, 'fullers?'
Zeus chats, 'Nope.'
Snow chats, 'Heineken'
Destruction chats, 'Castlemaine?'
Zeus chats, 'Nope.'
Zeus chats, 'Nope.'
Zeus chats, '*drags the fridge nearer*'
Naia chats, 'tennents'
Destruction chats, 'Kronenbourg? Heineken?'
Zeus chats, '*gets IN the fridge*'
Naia chats, '*thinks Zeus needs a fridge by his computer*'
Zeus chats, 'Nope.'
Naia chats, 'lol'
Snow chats, 'Rainier'
Destruction chats, 'Grolsch?'
Zeus chats, 'I actually have one mini chiller to my left and the fridge to my r ight, not sure which is nearest right now.'
Zeus chats, 'Grolsch :-)'
Zeus chats, 'Bonus points for the 19 digit unique number. *cough*'
Zeus chats, '(on the bottle). '
Zeus chats, 'Just kidding. Who says the MUD aint fun.'
Destruction chats, '*points at the priest*'
Nimitz chats, 'Does the OLC have an alco-lock?'
Nimitz chats, 'or do we need to save often today... '
21 May, 2006
Destruction chats, '*stabs Peri with his lightsabre* </innuendo>
21 May, 2006
Bigfoot chats, 'Has any imm tried out the Malacia spell?'
Jeus chats, 'Yeah'
Zeus chats, 'Err, yeah :-)'
Zeus chats, 'What makes you ask about that spell?'
Bigfoot chats, 'just went running around the help files'
Jeus chats, 'Ahh. Yeah'
Jeus chats, 'Errr, miscomm! :P'
Bigfoot chats, 'multitasking going well I see'
Jeus chats, 'Nightmare.'
Jeus chats, 'Argh.'
21 May, 2006 --- Pericles tells you 'i was drunk as FUCK!'
You tell Pericles 'Haha, so was I last night.'
Pericles tells you 'do tell '
You tell Pericles 'Three liquid cocaines, one chocolate cake, a lemon drop, and a purple fucker.'
Pericles tells you 'you win'
You tell Pericles 'I'd actually in all honestly say I was drunk but not quite to the point of fucked up.'
You tell Pericles 'No vomit, no blacking out.'
Pericles tells you 'oh ok'
Pericles tells you 'i win then'
You tell Pericles 'I was wearing my highest heels and didn't even fall down.'
You tell Pericles 'No, I win, because I can put away liquor better. =)'
Pericles tells you 'hehehehe'
Pericles tells you 'touche'
Pericles tells you 'no one will know what i'm talking about but'
Pericles chats, 'She's right you know.'
21 May, 2006
Artoo tells your clan, 'The clan where describing somebody as a "bottom feeder" isn't rude...'
23 May, 2006
Aziraphale starts to write a mud mail.
The mail boy gives Rachel an e-mail print-out.
Rachel states 'Hermaphrodite is the correct spelling, Azi. From 'Hermes' and 'Aphrodite'... but maybe mythology doesn't interest you.'
Rachel eats an e-mail print-out.
24 May, 2006
