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Miriam hasn't been updating the Wormhole Quotes Pages for a while, so this little corner of the wiki will act as a suppository for all your comic and curious quotes, until such as time as she chooses to make use of them... Be careful out there... you never know who may be watching! ----- August 9, 2011 The Bajoran Priest considers Soulwalker: half man, 2/3 monster. 27% cyborg. 14/53 anrgy. 77% bad at fractions. All awesome. ----- August 8, 2011 Destruction asks 'Sup?' The Bajoran Priest exclaims 'It's peanut butter jelly time!' ----- August 5, 2011 Silverdill chats, 'Mmm, womp rat jerky.' Silverdill chats, 'Is there any meat these jawas won't jerk?' ----- August 4, 2011 Talen says 'well if he has parkinsons - all he has to do is goto loo and he wont need a ladyfriend - it will shake itself' ----- August 2, 2011 Monomer says 'yeah it'd sound a bit odd if you said 'finger angelus' in public' ----- Slugrider chats, 'Willy's open, anybody's interested' Slugrider chats, 'WH to me if you want' Bigfoot chats, 'have a walk alias for willy' Soulwalker chats, 'now theres a quote..' ----- October 27th 2010: Trixar says 'tHhhaht fouhUNtaoiN hhad weird waTer' Artoo says 'Champagne' Monomer keels over with laughter. Trixar says 'yeahhhhh, well IiiT'ss ahn emmmmmpty foUhnTAIinn Now' ----- July 9th 2008: Miriam scratches a lottery ticket, and sniffs... Oranges and high-denomination credit chips flash in the air about Miriam! Miriam gets a heap of credits. Miriam exclaims 'Orange!' Miriam exclaims 'My magical, segmented snack!' Miriam eats an orange. Miriam states 'Crap, I'm talking like GerGer.' ----- August 14th 2007: Destro chats, 'I'm conflicted - the hole in the front feels more natural - but the hole in the back seems like more fun.' Destro chats, 'If I said miscomm, would you believe me?' Bigfoot chats, 'I would say Freudian slip, perfect example.' ----- July 25th 2007: Destro chats, 'give 500 credits prostitute' Destro chats, 'Err....miscomm...?' ----- June 2007: A Dewback is here, looking for an easy meal. Zyris is floating here. Zyris's head bows slightly as he concentrates intently. A Dewback goes to sleep. Zyris places his hand behind a Dewback and pinches its bottom. Zyris says 'uhh' Zyris says 'that used to be my backstab alias' Yeah, right. ----- May 29th 2007: The Bajoran Priest states 'Hi, Zyris. Looks like you need rest! Try sleeping in the Mudders Guild, west from here.' Zyris states 'hi priest, looks like I could use a free heal from you. try healing me in reception, right here.' ----- May 25th 2007: Destro chats, 'Ohhh i remember Nightmare...' Destro chats, 'Those guys were douchebags...' Destro chats, 'Wait, i was in that clan for a minute... *Whistles Innocently*' ----- May 20th 2007: Ecks: One of my friends said once "The only difference between realism and pessimism is experience" - Jonathan Harrison Soulwalker: So what´s the difference between surrealism and pessimism? Ecks: Drugs Ecks: Or genius Ecks: They seem to have the same effect sometimes ----- May 1st 2007: Zyre chats, 'omg I missed a bragh...' The large bragh chats, 'I missed you too. Welcome back, Zyre!' Zyre chats, 'large...uh oh' Ecks chats, 'time to pay the piper, Zyre?' Zyre chats, 'or the muffin man...' Jackfrost chat, 'Have you seen the muffin man?' Zyre chats, 'the muffin man?' Jackfrost chat, 'The muffin man. Have you see the muffin man? I think he's cloaked.' Zyre chats, 'cloaked on drury lane?' Jackfrost chat, 'Ah. Thanks, Zyre.' ----- April 26th 2007: Ecks chats, 'bah.' The wild sheep chats, 'Baah.' Destruction chats, 'Mint sauce!' The wild sheep chats, '*shudder*' Ecks chats, 'what's wrong, Sheepy? See a cliff and someone that scares you?' The wild sheep chats, 'Michael Jackson in gumboots.' Ecks chats, '::shudder::' ----- Monomer: Oh I'm so confused. I can't even tell the difference between good and evil anymore. Artoo: There's a difference? ----- Amigone yells, 'Lonely?' Destruction yells, 'Nah, just wanted head.' ----- Dec 1st: Monomer says 'btw I'm loving my new Treo' Monomer says 'well, not physically... :P' ----- Artoo: How's it going? Still OK? Kevorkian: Yes. We're good. Me + Boro = Very nice group action! Artoo: That sounds so dodgy. Kevorkian: You OK? Borodin: you want to see some of this action - very steamy! Artoo: Me? I'm, er... busy. Thanks anyway. ----- May 13th: Shinzo: I'd just like you all to know, I'm going on a silence strike until I achieve level 110. The only times I shall talk are the following: When I'm spoken to directly, or when I require directions to a location, or equiptment help. That shall be all. Thank you for listning. And yeah. 'He can't spell listening'. ----- Shinzo: Does anybody else talk to mobs? ----- From P0tato's site, 2004 quotes (we need the rest!): Potato questions, 'Okay, what does it say about me that I misread "An office worker bleeds all over" as "An office worker bends over"?' Potato questions, '*chucks a brick in Dest's direction*' Destruction chats, '*loads in into the brick cannon and fires it back, accidentally hitting a worker*' Wolfe chats, 'Wow. Lucky he was bent over, then.' Potato questions, 'Hell yeah! Easy pickings.' 30 April, 2004 Potato tells your clan, 'Oh, Zeus, by the way...' Potato tells your clan, 'Once you go Kvack, you never go back. =)' Zeus tells your clan, 'I'm trying to clan resign and it's saying "No good, you're kvacking for your life!"' 2 May, 2004 Potato states 'Oh, I don't think you answered earlier, about the site.' Zeus asks 'Site?' Potato states 'I need to get webspace now that the mud is back up.' Bigfoot walks in from below. Zeus states 'Uhoh...' Potato says 'And I don't want like a geocities site. =|' Potato says 'Oh yeah, you better uh-oh. =)' Potato states 'I already got you.' Zeus asks 'Ah, haven't you heard the news?' Bigfoot asks 'quote-site?' Zeus states 'The internet ran out of webspace. Yeah, it happened yesterday afternoon.' Potato asks 'Oh, and as for the old quote logs, you know what happened to them?' Zeus says 'Errrr no *empties recycle bin*' Potato says 'Absolutely nothing, they're still on my hard drive. =)' Potato pats Zeus on his head. 2 May, 2004 Amigone flames, 'I remember how naive I was when I first stated. I mean, I supported Angelus.' 7 May, 2004 Shinzo chats, 'Ok, I assume you're all studs with the ladies. So after dissapointing your girlfriend after ruining the past two weekends, how do you make it up to her?' Shinzo chats, 'That wasen't my fault, it was my mother.' Talen chats, 'if it was yetr mother then youve got issues' Shinzo flames, 'She made me come home early last week, and this week she's being a bitch and not going out like she should so I dont have the house to myself so I have to go to my girlfriends in stead.' Zeus chats, 'girlfriend? Okay, who said this MUD wasn't fantasy based?' 8 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'Hi, hows it going.' Zeus chats, 'Fine thanks' Zeus chats, 'Love you.' Monomer chats, 'I think he needs his medication... stat!' Zeus chats, 'Love you too' Zeus chats, '*flees* Zeus chats, 'Dr Monomer, the curtains, please..' 8 May, 2004 Gailard chats, 'you know i'm really really hopin shinzo isn't english please tell me he isn't' Shinzo chats, 'I wish I wasen't.' Talen chats, 'im actually starting to feel sorry for you shinzo' Gailard chats, 'damn we're doomed' Shinzo chats, 'I wish I was American.' Talen chats, 'cant be nice to be defenceless in a battle of wits' Shinzo chats, 'Yes, your mother jokes are pure 100% wit that tears me apart.' Talen chats, 'yeah they are a tad bellow the belty' Zeus chats, 'If you were American, we'd really take the piss.' Shinzo chats, 'OMG UR MOM TOTLLY PYS UR FREND TO LIEK U OMG OMGOM WIT MTER HAS GN CRZY111' Talen chats, 'belt even' Monomer chats, 'depends on where the belt is at the time, of course' Talen chats, 'ok - anyone got a dictionary for that one' 8 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'I've just seen the biggest wasp in the world ever in my room. AFK while I panic and try and get rid of it.' Zeus chats, 'It's the size of a freeking stone.' Monomer chats, 'try talking to it nicely, Zeus' Shinzo chats, 'Go after it with newspaper!' Talen chats, 'its a wasp not a mossie' Gailard chats, 'make it really really angry then open the bedroom door and run down the stairs screamin for bugspray' Talen chats, 'open a window ' Monomer chats, 'maximise it too' Shinzo chats, 'Hit ctrl+alt+del and close the wasp task.' 8 May, 2004 Shinzo chats, 'Monomer, why DID the dinosaur cross the road?' Monomer chats, 'Er... be warned. This is a really bad one: "Because there weren't any chickens in those days."' Shinzo chats, 'Get off the stage...' 8 May, 2004 Manowar says 'Bah, IRL friends' Manowar says 'They can't hel pyou in SA' 8 May, 2004 Aziraphale tells your clan, 'has angelus come back yet or tried?' Miriam tells your clan, 'I heard that he asked Zeus a few months ago out of the blue about being an imm again, haha' Miriam tells your clan, 'But I really doubt he's coming back.' Rothnik tells your clan, 'Angelus as IMM? Thank you and good bye.' Aziraphale tells your clan, 'i recon he already is under the name of excks' Miriam tells your clan, 'Haha, he was before, cheating as an imm is what got him sitebanned in the first place.' Aziraphale tells your clan, 'what was it now sephorof or summat' Miriam tells your clan, 'Yeah, Sephiroth.' Aziraphale tells your clan, 'or was it septic rot?' 8 May, 2004 Miriam asks 'Don't be a stranger around here, yeah?' Monomer says 'Stranger... nah... I'm a strangest :P' Miriam states 'I don't know, Azi and Cursor are back, you have some competition.' Monomer says 'true enough, I'm not in the mood for competition :)' Monomer states 'must eliminate them first...' Miriam chats, 'If you get disconnected, Azi and Cursor, it wasn't my fault, really. =|' 8 May, 2004 Someone chats, 'Quote should be autoflame.' Destruction chats, 'Don't worry, if that's you Zeus we got plenty of you.' Someone chats, 'Eh. Quotes?' Destruction chats, 'Yup.' Zeus chats, 'Yeah, just getting to grip with the commands still. I'm not incompetant/incontinent, honest.' 8 May, 2004 Aziraphale chats, 'howmany blowjobs is it per levelnow?' Zeus chats, 'for 111? 34. ' Zeus chats, 'Err, females only >:)' Aziraphale chats, 'i can create a female character :)' Zeus chats, 'I'm picturing you in a dress and it's not a pleasant thought.' Aziraphale chats, 'picture me out of it and it will keep you awake at night...tonking off :)' Zeus chats, 'Only if tonking off is latin for "hanging myself".' Aziraphale chats, 'no you know what tonking off is' Zeus chats, 'I'll make a mental note to keep the Paracetemols and Vokda in a draw by my bed!' Aziraphale chats, 'its what you do after you cleanyour teeth at night :)' Zeus chats, 'Aah. Tonking off == Mudding.' Monomer chats, 'Oh I thought it meant something on the lines of 'scream wordlessly in a tortured tone that will echo down the ages'?' Aziraphale chats, 'that brings a sicker image to my mind' Aziraphale chats, 'tonking off uour "a"hole brings about mudding' 8 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'I had a girl round for studying on Friday. She's getting better!' Monomer chats, 'How hard did you... er... study her, Zeus?' Zeus chats, 'We studied like rabbits!' 9 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'Wow. Just noticed.. studied ... stu died ... That could be "student died"... that's why you should never study. Wow, an insight into my mind and the amount of alcohol I may, or may not have consumed.' 9 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'haha. Ooh. When I try to purge myself I get th response "Fuuuuuuuuuu!"' 9 May, 2004 _ chats, 'OMG!!!!!! I've lost my name' 9 May, 2004 Monomer chats, 'Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately he kills all his pupils. Hehehe.' 9 May, 2004 Shinzo asks 'Why has Miriam got such a problem with me?' Destruction states 'Because of the way you act mostly I believe.' Shinzo states 'I don't say much.' Destruction states 'Yes, it's like Turok, you don't say much but when you do..' 10 May, 2004 Aziraphale chats, 'i spilt oxtail soup all down my shirt at work today it looked like i had upward squirting diorhia' 11 May, 2004 Aziraphale says 'lol i was typing to an old school freind and just typed sniff poo to her lol' 11 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'I wish I lived in bloody sweden!' Destruction chats, 'Why, the cheap 10mbit connections?' Snow chats, 'yeah sweden rule :)' Zeus chats, 'Errrr. yeah. That'll be in. The women come a distant second :-)' Zeus chats, 'in - it' Monomer chats, 'Why, the cheap twobit women?' Zeus chats, '*wonders about a joke involving coming in sweden with snow*' 11 May, 2004 Destruction chats, 'Afk playing Warcraft 3, leaving logging on though..' Monomer chats, 'd'oh!' Zeus chats, '. set destruction delete on' Destruction chats, 'Heh.' Monomer chats, 'hehe just disconnect him every 5 seconds' Monomer chats, 'that'll mess up his log files' [ Destruction has quit the game. ] Zeus chats, 'Hahah. Done. Nice idea :-)' [ Destruction entering game with 75 objs. ] Zeus chats, 'no, no no !' Destruction chats, 'Bugger off.' Destruction chats, 'Right, I'm going now. Sitting at hte login promopt while I play Word Perfect 5.0 or whatever it was. BYEEE!' [ Destruction has quit the game. ] [ Destruction entering game with 75 objs. ] Destruction chats, 'Sod off!' Zeus chats, '>:P' Destruction chats, 'And it's Warcraft 3, if you are going to keep that up I'm not gonna go afk.' Zeus chats, 'Artcraft 3?' Monomer chats, 'wordperfect, that's a good one! Needs a 3dfx graphics card, doesn't it?' Destruction chats, '*throws a brick at Zeus*' Zeus chats, 'Yeah. r0x0r on the ascii weapons.' Zeus chats, 'You throw a thesarus at a _VERY_ Large Alien.' Zeus chats, 'Uhoh.' Monomer chats, 'The Alien changes into a puny illegal immigrant.' Monomer chats, 'Ah. The magic of synonyms.' 11 May, 2004 Monomer chats, 'Killer bees are nothing compared to ants. They're everywhere. You can't kill them!' Zeus chats, 'Wasps.' Monomer chats, 'They're like sheep.' Zeus chats, 'I havent seen that fucker for a few days but I know it's lurking, biding it's time. Waiting to strike.' Aziraphale chats, 'you probably ate him inyour sleep' Zeus chats, 'Maybe that's why I woke up singing a sting tune? mmm' Monomer chats, 'woah. did I just see a pun go by?' Zeus chats, 'Pun go by? I never knew you were fluent in Thai, Mon!' Zeus chats, 'Yeah, quote that fucker. Recognise.' 11 May, 2004 Zeus chats, '*takes mask off* that's right. Angelus was my alt. Recognise. Realise. Repent now losers!!!!' 11 May, 2004 Aziraphale chats, 'go on zeus ask cursor if he knows any of your mates' Cursor chats, 'I've never met any of Zeus' condoms...that was a viscious rumour!' Aziraphale chats, 'you went bare back?' 11 May, 2004 Monomer questions, 'you're a naked 17yr female. What more could you possibly want, Felice?' Felice questions, 'A digital camera?' Muffin questions, 'a mirror' 11 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'That's right. I married myself.' Zeus chats, 'Crap' Muffin chats, 'miscomm?' Felice chats, 'You were Kimber????' Zeus chats, 'Uhuh.' Zeus chats, 'Hey. I sound *almost* cool? hm? *Taps foot*' Zeus chats, 'That's the worst miscomm since the mUD reopened but I was actively trying to not miscomm, which I think made me miscomm.' Monomer chats, 'just forget it or Destruction will start taking notes again' Zeus chats, 'I think he's idle.' Zeus chats, 'Destruction. Still interested in world building/immorting?' Zeus chats, 'Yep. Idle. Phew.' 12 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'Not on this mud, sister. We're... professional here. You wont see /us/ swearing on public fucking channels, or making mortals foree chat things they dont want to say....' Muffin chats, 'I love Monomononomonomer' Zeus chats, 'Sorry, my bad. I meant to read a terminal and ended up forcing muffin to chat' 12 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'Dont push me, lady, I'm an immo on the edge.....' Muffin chats, '...of miscomming?' 12 May, 2004 Destruction wonders where his come wandered off to. 12 May, 2004 Zeus questions, 'crap' Garabaldi questions, 'wear diapers' Zeus chats, 'I accidently killed an aggressive mob and 'advanced to level 2'' Zeus questions, 'CRAP!' Zeus questions, 'Oh crap, I'm level 2 in shadow academy' Garabaldi chats, 'set yourself back to level 1 then' Zeus chats, 'Yeah, because being level 1 will really help.' 14 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'Seapling of Crap, someone sent me a text lsat night - offering me tickets t oa rugby game -- Leicester WASPS. Someone is definately taking the piss.' 14 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'Crap. Gotta love this MUD. When I stat myself: Levels 3/3/2 Jedi Master/Sith Master/Jedi Knight' 14 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'Bronco, Wanna group in SA? I could *seriously* use the EXP!' 14 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'I have a girlfriend. Plleeasse quote that. ' Zeus chats, 'Quote that she has a hard bod, and is younger than me too :-)' Monomer chats, 'Chewie won't be pleased you called him your girlfriend, Zeus :)' 14 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'Knock knock...' Bronco chats, 'who's there...' Zeus chats, '-fuck off- *bow*' [ Info: *Canned Laughter* ] 14 May, 2004 Zeus states 'Monomer is my puppet.' Zeus states 'Garabaldi is my mupp.. puppet.' Miriam asks 'Hmm. If he's your puppet, does that mean you have your hand up his ass?' Zeus states 'Nice and warm.' 14 May, 2004 Zeus asks 'What does an accountant do when he gets constipated?' Zeus exclaims 'Works it out with a pencil. Haha!' Zeus states 'Your skill -- joketelling -- has improved.' 14 May, 2004 Monomer chats, 'That's funny, we lost Bronco on that last crash.' Zeus chats, 'THat's no co-incidence, Mo. I said one out of two, I didnt manage to fix the zones..... :-----)' 14 May, 2004 Zeus starts to use the auto-remort system. [ Info: Zeus has remorted. ] Zeus stops using the auto-remort system. [ 1 JM ] Zeus the Immortal Jedi Master [Lost Tribe - Emissary] Zeus questions, 'Oh.. FKR' Miriam asks 'Does someone need to be spelled up?' Amigone questions, '...' Zeus states 'G...f....p.' 14 May, 2004 Snow asks 'Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?' 15 May, 2004 Monomer chats, 'second-hand condoms usually lose their residual value quite quickly' 16 May, 2004 Monomer asks 'ok where are those thalidamide tablets?' Miriam asks 'Hmm?' Monomer asks 'haven't you heard of thalidamide?' Miriam shakes her head. Destruction states 'Nasty shit.' Monomer says 'well there was a time when they gave a sedative to pregnant women to help them sleep at night' Monomer says 'it was called thalidamide. It was wonderful for getting them off to sleep. Unfortunately it mutated their babies' Miriam exclaims 'YEAH!' Miriam states 'Finally, there is an answer to the Bronco problem.' Miriam states 'That explains why he is as he is.' [ Info: Bronco has entered the game. ] Bronco chats, 'hola' Destruction states 'Speak of the idiot.' Miriam chats, 'Hey, it's the resident thalidamide baby.' Bronco chats, 'that might hurt my feelings if the word wasn't too big for me to understand' 16 May, 2004 Monomer chats, 'I take everything literally, so if I say "five ememas for you!". You're as good as purged!' Monomer chats, 'colonically speaking' Muffin chats, 'no you should be the patient lol!!' Monomer chats, 'if the naughty nurse is going to give me five enemas, I'd might have to consider that carefully' Muffin chats, 'no thats an evil nurse the naughty nurse will spank you and give you vigourous bed baths' Monomer chats, 'right, is this some kind of pimping racket you have going here?' Monomer chats, 'and... do you accept credit cards?' 17 May, 2004 Bronco says 'don't let me die' Bronco says 'help' 18 May, 2004 Muffin chats, 'what broncos here?' Bronco chats, 'yessum' Monomer chats, 'he doth speaketh in tongues!' Bronco chats, 'Arigato' Monomer chats, 'Mister Roboto?' Muffin chats, 'esperanto!' Bronco chats, 'Baka' Muffin chats, 'bukku' Bronco chats, 'hmm is that a real japanese word or you makin it up? lol' Bronco chats, 'I only know a few words in Japanese' Muffin chats, 'i think it means facial :)' Monomer chats, 'from watching Kill Bill?' Bronco chats, 'see my title' Monomer chats, 'yeah, you're a freak' Muffin chats, '...bronco is a freak? and your point being?' Felice chats, 'no you're a real freak, you're not a cartoon' Bronco chats, 'ok which one of you is messin with my title' Zeus chats, '*points at Muffin*' Muffin chats, '*whistles*' Monomer chats, '*points at the linkless Demerzel*' Freak chats, 'ok whoever did that that's not cool' Freak flames, 'someone just fucked up my prompt' Freak flames, 'it took me a half hour to set that the first time and I don't have a fuckin clue what the colors were :P' Zeus chats, 'I'm sat in a bar, on a laptop at work and trying to explain why I'm laujghiung so hard at a black screen.' Muffin chats, 'looser, ask des i'm sure hes logged it all' Gimp chats, 'lol' Bronco flames, 'ty :P' 20 May, 2004 Destruction chats, 'Conversation is dead! R.I.P' Monomer chats, 'However, as Muffin will attest to, Constipation is very much alive!' 20 May, 2004 Destruction chats, 'Miriam isnt quoting right now since she's in school, but I am!' Zeus chats, 'You're her bitch!' QuoteBoy flames, 'Bastard!' 20 May, 2004 Bronco flames, 'shit I forgot I left the dog outside' A wolf flames, 'Damnit, I left Bronco inside again.' 20 May, 2004 Felice chats, 'on the outside i appear to be an annoying weak individual but in reality I'm a ery annoying weak individual' Bronco chats, 'you can't be as annoying as me though' Felice chats, 'well duh' Bronco chats, 'you're not supposed to agree' Monomer chats, 'Well, you came out with a watertight argument there, Bronco' 20 May, 2004 Bronco chats, 'muffin what'd I ever do to you to make you hate me lol. Or is it an AA clan requirement that you hate me?' MuffinTheMule chats, 'i dont hate you i'm just easily led' MuffinTheMule chats, 'does your mom think your cool bronco?' Monomer chats, 'Bronco's mom has got it goin' on' Monomer chats, 'wait that wasn't it' Muffin chats, 'eww' Muffin chats, 'monomer thinks broncos mom is a milf' 20 May, 2004 Bronco chats, 'not really the conversations with me and Zeus are quite one sided' Bronco chats, 'I annoy him and eventually he tells me to shutup or ignores me' Muffin chats, 'or goes no tell' Bronco chats, 'I actually haven't sent him a tell since I logged on' Bronco chats, 'but he did toggle that sometime after I signed on so who knows I could be the reason' 20 May, 2004 Zeus chats, '"back in the day", I used to get pissed up, comeo n the MUD and force people to chat, but sadly, on Friday night I wont have internet access at home, so...' Zeus chats, 'Basically, do that anyway. Should be a very interesting night for reasons I couldn't possibly go into on public channels.' 20 May, 2004 Muffin chats, 'has anyone saw that advert for the quiz show to find out how gay a straight man you are?' Zeus chats, 'I heard about it on Radio1.' Bronco chats, 'that sounds unbelievably retarted' Zeus chats, 'COlin and Edith were doing it and Colin thought he'd scored a perfect hetero, but didnt.' Muffin chats, 'it is such a funny advert i wonder what they do to the people' Muffin chats, 'worried bronc?' Zeus chats, 'Imagine how gutted you'd be!' Muffin chats, 'incase you took it and realised you are not gay afterall?' 20 May, 2004 Monomer says 'thank god, Bronco lost his link' Bronco chats, 'what was that?' Bronco chats, 'lag out on my part?' Monomer chats, 'an act of god?' Bronco chats, 'I don't consider you to be a god' Monomer chats, 'that's ok, I don't consider you to be a person' 20 May, 2004 Aziraphale asks 'why does my password not work for muffin then?' Zeus says 'if ony I'd not had that last beer' 20 May, 2004 Ecks chats, '*talks to himself to pass the time* so, Monomer, how many imms are cloaked besides you? *holds up a hand to make a face* "All of them"' Cursor questions, 'Wow you really are onely if you want to talk to Monomer' Ecks chats, 'well, let's just say i won't stoop to the newbie channel to have a conversation...' Miriam chats, 'Bewbie channel.' Cursor questions, 'boobie channel? We get porn here?' Miriam chats, 'Yeah, Sooks is our porn. =)' Ecks questions, 'yeah, but the only choices are Bertha's live web-cam, the Vader and Kimber tape, and "Chewie gone wild"' Cursor questions, 'chewie gone wild! Chewie gone wild!!' 20 May, 2004 Bronco chats, 'wow it's Xeno' Xeno chats, 'No it's not.' Miriam chats, 'CLOAK XENO!' Miriam chats, 'QUICK' Miriam chats, 'Before he starts sending you stupid, annoying tells!' Someone chats, 'Don't listen to her, Bronco, you're perfectly welcome to tell me (ps. this is Monomer.)' 20 May, 2004 Bronco tells you 'care to make peace or do you enjoy hating me too much?' 20 May, 2004 Monomer says 'that's one heck of a long bath that Miriam is taking' Monomer says 'I'd imagine she's all wrinkled and peeling by now' 21 May, 2004 Someone waves to Bronco using a finger. 21 May, 2004 Monomer chats, 'Zeus is like bowels, he moves in mysterious ways' 22 May, 2004 Monomer says 'I felt a bulge in my pockets' Aziraphale asks 'can i feel your bulge?' 22 May, 2004 Cursor chats, 'he miscomms therefore he is.....' Zeus chats, '...lacking keyboard skills.' 22 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'I'm sat here, naked, covered in maple syrup with hundreds+thousands all over me with a note on my a$$ saying "bite me". ' 22 May, 2004 Sith questions, 'What determines if you get a stat increase upon level?' Monomer questions, 'some old lady sitting in a darkened room with only a bottle of vodka for company' 22 May, 2004 Xeno chats, 'A little girl goes to see Santa.. she tells him "I want a Ken doll and an Action Man for Christmas." "I thought Ken comes with Barbie?" Santa replied. "No," said the girl, "He comes with Action Man, he fakes it with Barbie."' 23 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'If I had breasts, I'd never get any work done!' 25 May, 2004 Sith tells your clan, 'so yeah, i actually had the chance to play wormhole while having sex' Sith tells your clan, 'the other day' Sith tells your clan, 'it was the most rewarding experience of killing a techy ever' 25 May, 2004 Monomer asks 'still looking for the camel toe?' Destruction states 'Got all the camel toes I needed.' Monomer exclaims 'camel toe stew... yum yum!' 26 May, 2004 Monomer says 'I'm considering changing Bronco's prename to 'Hunt'' Monomer says 'and his title to 'down and kill him, that's right, KILL HIM!!!'' Destruction states 'Set his wizname to "Complete", and his prename to "and utter idiot"..' 26 May, 2004 Miriam hugs Zeus. Miriam states 'Good luck with your midget.' Zeus throws back his head and cackles so loud your ears hurt! Zeus states 'hey, for anyone that just walked in the room..' Zeus continues '..I didnt come off too well there.' 26 May, 2004 Snow says 'sneaky monomer' Monomer asks 'sneak?' Monomer says 'I don't sneak' Monomer says 'I cloak' Snow says 'well someone touched my behind ' Monomer says 'it wasn't me, I haven't washed my hands from fingering Miriam yet' 26 May, 2004 Snow chats, 'oh chewie' Monomer chats, 'chewie, stop pleasuring snow like that!' Snow chats, 'you have no idea' 26 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'Thought you were going out?' Monomer chats, 'I did go out, but I got a bit fed up of Leeds' one-way system and found myself heading back home again' Zeus chats, 'Sounds a bit like Tessier.' Monomer chats, 'no receptionists to kill though' 26 May, 2004 Demerzel chats, 'i think i wanna level' Zeus chats, 'That can be arranged, mate :-)' Demerzel chats, 'if it's owt like the muffingate incident, no thanks :)' Zeus chats, 'Hahaha.' Zeus chats, 'I remorted the other day.' Sith chats, 'To what?' Demerzel chats, 'back to level 1 again?' Sith chats, 'God Remort 2?' Destruction flames, 'Yeah, you get extra powers to torment Turok.' Zeus chats, 'Well, there were two cock ups. I was 115, and killed an aggy mob (which attacked me) and I "advanced ato level 2" -- you can imagine my delight, being in Shadow Academy, advancing to level 2.' Zeus chats, 'The other one was when I was looking at something in the ARS, and spent quite a while in it, went AFK, and when I came back, just tohught I was in OLC and bombed out and pressed "Y" thinking I was saving.' Demerzel chats, 'hahaha' Zeus states 'congratulations, you've ditched all your EQ in the middle of Korriban, you're level one and waiting desperately for the auto advance to kick in before Freedon Nadd finds you.' Zeus chats, 'The first one was a 'Tri Class' issue, 2nd one was me being thick but I guess you'd figured that bit out for yourself.' Sith chats, 'Just imagine... being summoned to nadd :-P at level 1, over and over' Zeus chats, 'Yeah, we never did fix that...' Zeus chats, 'Oh yeah, and when I put the playerfile back, I was a level 10 newbie. Joy.' Zeus chats, 'I should release one of those videos "Zeus' Wormhole fuckups!"' Demerzel chats, 'top shelf material?' Zeus chats, 'Always, mate. Always.' Zeus chats, '"...and then there was this time I was making panckaes naked. Oh, the firemen and paramedics had a chuckle about that afterwards, I bet..."' 26 May, 2004 Sith chats, 'I have a question. I decided that i'm gonna go back to level 1 and choose different remort points.. Would you want me to kill myself by dt's?' Zeus chats, 'I think so, Sith. I cant remember how we used to do this.' Zeus chats, 'YOu'll probably need Innate Fly re-casting, IIRC.' Sith chats, 'If I kill myself with dt's those i'll lose my vampire innate fly' Zeus chats, ':-)' Zeus chats, 'Funny, the spam has just reminded me the other way around this.' Sith chats, 'whats that' Monomer chats, 'Zeus they don't know what spam you mean' Zeus chats, 'Just having a think.' Monomer chats, 'Mortals can't see the syslog.' Zeus chats, 'But... they can see room numbers, though, right Poko-monomer?' Monomer chats, 'God, I sound like Annavix :)' 26 May, 2004 Monomer says 'you're nekkid' Zeus states 'I think that's better.' Monomer agrees with Zeus. 26 May, 2004 Destruction chats, 'Your a space pirate though, you can't drink or you might crash! :P' Ordeofisle chats, 'Hahahaha' Ordeofisle chats, 'I am gonna jet' Ordeofisle chats, 'Have a good one :D CheerZSssS' 27 May, 2004 Monomer says 'damn I left the keyboard for 30 seconds and he quits' Miriam states 'Yeah, he goes as quickly as he comes.' 28 May, 2004 Cursor chats, 'don't worry about it....after extensive research in the area I have determined that cats don't care if you fart in their face' 31 May, 2004 Zeus states 'on my phone, if you type "barmaid" the predictive text thinks I mean "carnage". curious.' 31 May, 2004 Bronco states 'I am out trolling for cock.' 31 May, 2004 Zeus chats, 'I swear to _fucking_ god.' Bronco chats, 'ohh mute zues swearing on chat :P' Zeus chats, 'All I did was pick up an object.' Bronco chats, 'Do i dare ask what it was?' Zeus chats, 'It was a pill which stops you spelling my name wrong. 4 letter name, how do you do it!?' 31 May, 2004
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